Why write when someone's already written the lyrics to the song in my soul?

Every single day it's the same old thing
Wake up every morning do the same routine
Paint my nails and get my hair to curl
Lord it's hard being a girl
I love getting all dressed up to the nines
But sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys

Somethin' bout old blue jeans and a baseball cap
Fellas I get it and I admit it
It just don't get any better than that
Chicken wings, NASCAR, and football on Monday nights
Sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys

I like to put my hair up in a ponytail
Climb up in a pickup and raise some hell
Have a four-wheelin mud boggin' real good time
Then go home and play poker all night long
I still love chick flicks and a real good cry
But sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys

Somethin' bout old blue jeans and a baseball cap
Fellas I get it and I admit it
It just don't get any better than that
Chicken wings, NASCAR, and football on Monday nights
Sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys

Somethin' bout old blue jeans and a baseball cap
Fellas I get it and I admit it
It just don't get any better than that
Chicken wings, NASCAR, and football on Monday nights
Sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys
Sometimes it's fun to be one of the guys

Right here waiting,
Staying strong,
Come and fall into me,

Verse 1
You say you've turned it off,
Hid your heart up on a shelf,
Scared of what it might cost,
To take it down for someone else,
'Cause lovin him you lost,
Too much of yourself,
Baby can't you see that he's not me,

Chorus
And I need you to know you can fall into me,
That my arms are wide open,
And will always be,
Right here waiting, staying strong,
Come and fall into me,

Verse 2
I'll follow any road, anywhere to get to you,
I'll open up my soul,
If that's what you need me to do,
Now baby it's your move,
All you've got to do,
Is believe in love, just believe in us,

Chorus
And I need you to know you can fall into me,
That my arms are wide open,
And will always be,
Right here waiting, staying strong,
Come and fall into me,

Just believe in love
Just believe in us
Baby....

I need you to know you can fall into me
That my arms are wide open
And will always be
Right here waiting, staying strong
Come and fall into me

Come and fall into me
Baby fall into me

I thought last year was bad. Thought my life couldn't go further down. Life proved me wrong. Touche, life. Thanks a lot. Not.

::EDIT::
Remember the children's book 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day?' Yeah, I'm thinking about writing one as an autobiography. 'Tiffany and the Sucky, Pointless, Stupid, Very Unlucky Life.' I think it'll be a smash hit.